Something about those Northern Girls
Thinking about those days when I used to visit Manchester and that sexy little Audrey Hepburn waitress always drove me so wild and made my cock hard as the cole that they dig from the mines. For me, these days, London girls just don’t cut the mustard. The way they are so work obsessed and hung up on image just makes them so fucking boring in the bedroom. Preoccupied minds and the fear of messing up their hair and make up means sex has to be regimental and clean.
Northern girls on the other hand, are so full of life and they love the cock. The way that they unashamedly slurp the gravy from their food and wrap their mouths around the juicy meat of a doner kebab makes me think of how expertly they can take a tired and soft cock into their mouth and relish it like a ice cream on a hot day until it is like a rod from Sheffield Steel Works just keeps me going back for more and more.
So easy to get into bed too, the way they are so naive about the real world and seduced by the thought of a ’posh’accent and thoughts of rich men has them dropping to their knees and opening their mouths like new born birds. So in the south, all the women are intelligent, independent. successful and perfectly groomed and in the north they are under dressed, rude, badly educated and love a kebab, but give me northern slappers any day.
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